Whiskered Words of Wisdom: 22 Cat Tweets Every Cat Pawrent Can Relate to

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Ayala Sorotsky • Writer and Editor
Apr 12, 2025 1:00 PM EDT

Well, hello there, cat pawrent. How are you doing during this Caturday? Are you having fun hanging out with your cute cat? We're sure any cat pawrent would be. Some cat pawrent spend a lot of time with their cats, which is great. To be honest, we're kind of jealous of anybody who gets to spend so much time with their cats. When you spend a lot of time with a cat you start seeing some… strange things. Not in a nefarious way, of course, but we're talking about general cat weirdness. And a lot of these cat pawrents take to the interwebs to talk about this cat weirdness…

Cat tweets. We're talking about the mountains of hilarious cat tweets that cat pawrents leave online. They are 100% relatable to any cat pawrents who reads them, and definitely to general feline fanatic fans as well. Reading through cat tweets feels as if many other cat pawrents out these understand cat's weirdness just as we do. So since this is the case, and since cats can't write their own tweets, we gathered these whiskered words of wisdom written by other cat pawrents.

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  • 01
    + its.addie13 16h 5 signs you're doing well in life: 1. You have a cat. 2. You have more than one cat. 3. Your cats love you. 4. Everytime you see a cat you smile. 5. Your phone is full of cat pics.
    via @its.addie13

  • Let us add the 5 signs you absolutely won life:

    1. You have eleventy cats.
    2. You aim to have a bajillion zillion cats.
    3. Cats come to you when you call them.
    4. You live in a huge castle full of cats.
    5. You're the cat queen.
  • 02
    spoopy niki @nicolaang I'm just a girl, standing in front of a cat, asking him where all my hair ties are.
    via @nicolaang
  • 03
    Teacher: You have 5 cats, and someone wants 2 of them. How many cats do you have left? Me: 5 Teacher: Ok. Let's say someone forcefully takes 2 cats. What do you have now? Me: 5 cats and a de d body.
    via @happycatlovers
  • 04
    rachelle toarmino @rchlltrmn "wow," said the two-year-old neighbor boy petting one of our cats for the first time, "there are bones in here"
    via @rchlltrmn

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  • 05
    duab'mid @myrrlyn my cat talks a mad amount of sh for being a creature i can easily pick up and wiggle
    via @myrrlyn
  • 06
    Elizabeth May @_ElizabethMay so many post-apocalyptic stories about a man and his dog, but what about hear me out a woman and her army of cats
    via @_ElizabethMay
  • 07
    Just spotted a cat on someone's porch, miaowing to be let in. Without thinking, I walked up to the door, rang the bell, nodded to the cat and left. It was only I rounded the corner I realised what I'd done as I heard the owner shouting FK ME SARAH THE CAT JUST RANG THE DOORBELL
    via @happycatlovers
  • 08
    Sorry I'm late, my cat and I were exchanging slow blinks.
    via @happycatlovers
  • 09
    i love talkative cats like yeah bro meow meow you're so right
    via @happycatlovers
  • 10
    Chloe @chloewcollins I CANNOT with the village Facebook group Marion 9h.0 Suspicious girl walking along high st looking up all drives. Wearing a black North Face jacket and carrying a pink blanket. 11.30 today Ruby that was me looking for my lost cat
    via @chloewcollins
  • 11
    star d @cutestgoth You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care
    via @cutestgoth

  • Cats like to feel included, even if they don't like the activity, or whatever it is you're doing. If they're not interested, cats will willingly uninclude themselves from the function.

  • 12
    8,684 comments ☑ Miriam Silva My cat got banned from the vet's office. 6 months later I tried to schedule an appt under a false name and when I described my cat the girl said "Is this Monroe??!" I said yes and started pleading 9h Reply Evil 5,538 "Yes, BUT WAIT" LMAOAOOOOO 6h Reply Bee▸ Evil *hangs up* 4h Reply 1,339 428
    via Miriam Silva
  • 13
    My cat is very handsome and soft. My cat is best cat. Your cat is also best cat. All cats are best cats and that is science. Thank you.
    via @only-cat-memes
  • 14
    someone said cats are a lesson in consent and so many controlling people hate cats because they can't control them and i haven't stopped thinking about it since
    via @only-cat-memes
  • 15
    monica @trash_snapp I'll be like "yeah this is my emotional support animal" and it's just a cat who actively works to make my life more difficult
    via @trash_snapp
  • 16
    hammancheez. 2d @hammancheez.bsky.social Me: invents a device to talk to cats Cat: oh god finally you understand whenever I meow for hours it's because i want wet food I know this was so opaque for you Me: no no I knew u want wet food the whole time but you can't have it whenever u want Cat: Me: Cat: first of all f you Sep 24, 2023 at 12:50 PM
    via @hammancheez.bsky.social
  • 17
    saru is shinin' @kilolanis *pet owners at 3am* Follow <J Λ_Λ ( •w•) >/WHOS EATING PLASTIC 4:53 PM - 24 Sep 2019
    via @kilolanis
  • 18
    love the sound cats make when u touch them when theyre not expecting it. you know the one i mean. the activation noise
    via @only-cat-memes
  • 19
    What is something that makes you smile every time? 2,2k+ 1,3k Share BEST COMMENTS Lead5alad 4h. When I make a joke or say something du... LaunchesKayaks 3.4h My cat thinks he is the best at hiding. He is nearly blind, so he doesn't know that his cover is usually a lot smaller than him. I will stare straight into his eyes and ask where he went, saying that he's the best hider. After a minute or two, he will jump out of his hiding spot and run over to me. I'll say, "There he is!" Then pet his head
    via LaunchesKayaks
  • 20
    Rebecca Mix @rebeccarmix i love when pets just make up Rules and their humans are like "oh, fine." my cat has a bedtime & he won't go to sleep until we do. every night at 10:30 he starts trying to herd us up the stairs. & now we, two grown a humans, adhere to the bedtime of a 12 pound cat.
    via @rebeccarmix
  • 21
    I knocked over a plant in the kitchen but my cat saw me so I had to spray myself with water so I could show the law applies to everyone
    via @DogMemesGalore
  • 22
    Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg feeding your friends cat when they're out of town feels like hanging with a guy you never hang out with alone and you're not really sure what to talk about without your mutual friend there. so ummm you like wet food? that's cool that's cool
    via @cat_elg

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